Since everyone's a fan of them but i'm not imaginative enough to write them I thought there should be a thread for them:
Today on @Wimbledon twitter thread there was a few being banded about so here they are
Remember, red cross / on white means First Aid. / White cross on red: Federer!
Easy on the Pimms./ Remember, beer before wine. / Avoid mixed doubles.
A lady in red / skin paler than passing clouds. / Strawberries and cream.
Urrrgh! The starlet's grunt / fails to phase her opponent. / Ball boy's heart flutters.
Today on @Wimbledon twitter thread there was a few being banded about so here they are
The shiny new roof, /still unused in good weather. /Punters pray for rain.
English players drop / from the board like chestnut leaves. /Scots stay evergreen.
Nightfall. Not a trace / of today's blood sweat and tears. / The sprinklers switch on.
"Out!" Yells the line judge. /"You cannot be serious!"/ Hawkeye says "Bad luck".Remember, red cross / on white means First Aid. / White cross on red: Federer!
Easy on the Pimms./ Remember, beer before wine. / Avoid mixed doubles.
A lady in red / skin paler than passing clouds. / Strawberries and cream.
Urrrgh! The starlet's grunt / fails to phase her opponent. / Ball boy's heart flutters.
